From: Spike (spike66@comcast.net)
Date: Mon Jul 07 2003 - 21:36:23 MDT
From: Spike
Far less messy would be to reverse the order: drop
the head into a bucket of liquid nitrogen, then chop
it off...This approach would likely be far cheaper than the
current suspension procedure. All it would require
is two or three husky boys at the bedside of the
recently deceased... spike
No wait, I have a better idea. One could rig up
instruments on the high-risk living, such as the
elderly and terminally ill. These instruments would
monitor the patient for vital signs. Mechanisms
could be arranged that could grasp the patient and
tip him feet-skyward as soon as he flatlined,
dipping his very recently deceased head into the
bucket of liquid nitrogen. Seems like one of those
flex-o-matic beds often seen advertised on late night
TV could be modified to handle this task. Should the
bed or instruments malfunction and dunk a living
prole into the cryofluid, it would give an entirely
new meaning to the terms "severe frost bite"
and "bad hair day."
spike
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