Re: push your bike, risk a beating

From: Brett Paatsch (paatschb@optusnet.com.au)
Date: Thu Jul 03 2003 - 23:21:33 MDT

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    Spike writes:

    > ...I wish someone could explain to me
    > why it is that riding a motorcycle causes all
    > women in view to appear more attractive, by a good
    > half a standard deviation.

    Its primal. The increased risk is heightening the urge
    to spread your genes before your number comes up.
    Cognitive dissonance takes care of the rest.

    > Do men appear more
    > attractive to female motorcycle riders? What
    > about homosexual motorcycle riders: does their
    > bike cause their favorite gender to look more
    > attractive?

    Sorry no insights here.

    > And why is it that a woman on her
    > own motorcycle drives us mad with desire,
    > regardless of her other socially redeeming
    > qualities or lack thereof?

    The element of risk again, *further* compounded by the
    prospect of a hard chase, and/or the need to escape post-
    coitus from an agile assertive mate with multiple desires to
    satiate. Some males have lost their heads in brief
    encounters but *not* in time for the trait to be selected
    against.

    > Could there be some fundamental explanation I am
    > missing? Such as the weather is usually warmer and
    > nicer when we are riding, so the women on the street
    > would be wearing more flattering, more revealing
    > clothing?

    Also neck exercises when riding alone will *not* be
    misconstrued by companions in the side seat. (Males
    do well to remember their necks.) And, if one is *seen* to
    be looking around, one *might* have been looking for
    one's usual co-travelor, when, as chance would have it,
    she saw you looking for her first !

    > Perhaps seat applies direct pressure to the prostate,
    > which somehow triggers a surge of hormones or an
    > increase of semen pressure on the brain?
    >
    > Or is it just that we are in a better
    > mood when riding? All of the above?
    >
    > Suggestions please?

    Good mirrors. No sidecar.

    If semen pressure on brain persists see your doctor.

    Brett



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