From: Phil Osborn (philosborn2001@yahoo.com)
Date: Thu Jun 26 2003 - 19:27:55 MDT
Since everyone (?) is so happy about the money that
the fed is about to hand back to us, perhaps it's time
to spread it around a bit.
After all, the amount of goods and services hasn't
changed. There will simply be more dollars chasing
them. The actual good part is that the money will be
spend by private individuals instead of the fed.
That's nice. The bad part is that, like all transfer
payments, some people will get back a much higher
percentage of what was forcibly stolen from them to
begin with than others.
As a working single person without dependent children,
I will get $300, I understand, while the slovenly
breeders across the street, whose kids graduate
straight into the local gangs from 8th grade will get
$400 per cretin to spend on more booze, louder booms
for their cars, etc.
I can beat that, however. All I have to do is marry
someone with a whole passel of kids. I'm sure that
there are any number of mothers in Africa who would be
so very happy for me to marry them, and I'll split the
tax savings down the middle with them, which will mean
$100~$200 or so per year per child going to them,
which would be a major windfall in many areas of
Africa, easilly enough to make the difference between
living and dying. They can stay in Africa, as I can't
afford to bring them all here - even with the standard
deductions, etc. I will save money - they will make
money - and the fed will be screwed.
Oh happy day!
Anybody know the rules on how many wives you can have
if your marriage is entirely outside the U.S. jurisdiction?
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