From: Michael M. Butler (mmb@spies.com)
Date: Sun Apr 13 2003 - 02:05:29 MDT
On Sun, 13 Apr 2003 13:05:53 +1000, Damien Broderick
<damienb@unimelb.edu.au> wrote:
> At 07:52 PM 4/12/03 +0200, Anders wrote:
>
>> I think I will walk home from the Institute tonight
>
> It's true that teleportation has been a major contributor to the
> disgusting
> weight gains of this slothful century, so I applaud your return to
> old-fashioned walking. Fortunately a solution is on its way--I will
> shortly
> release my quantum filter patch, which edits out a small proportion of
> those unsightly fat cells each time you pass through the Portal. Just
> make
> sure you disable it once you attain your desired mass!
>
> Damien Broderick
Indeed. While telepresence is slowly gaining some business-sector momentum
over the Concorde, tele_absence_ is a disease masquerading as a cure, and
not to be made light of.
-- I am not here to have an argument. I am here as part of a civilization. Sometimes I forget.
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