Re: The Great Squirrel

Anders Sandberg (
Sat, 31 Aug 1996 21:23:44 +0200 (MET DST)

On Fri, 30 Aug 1996, Chris Hind wrote:

> What? Socialism? Environmentalism & Animal Rights?
> (Chris looks up the road ahead and sees squirrel)
> (Chris floors the pedal smearing squirrel across the road)
> (Squirrel is ROADKILL)
> (Chris steps out of car, walks over and urinates on the carcass)
> (Chris says Damn squirrels... that'll teach 'em not to play in my road)
> Note: Sorry I just HAD to do this.

Chris, look out - that is at least a nanotechnological squirrel.. it has
probably by now placed some playful grey goo in your pants, and is
rebuilding itself out of the asphalt. It might even replicate, turning
the entire highway into a sea of environmentalist squirrels... :-)

Anders Sandberg Towards Ascension!
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