Re: The Great Squirrel
Chris Hind (bholat@earthlink.net)
Fri, 30 Aug 1996 22:10:56 -0700
At 22:34 8/30/96 -0700, you wrote:
> "Jay Reynolds Freeman" is the name the Squirrel was given by his
>parents. He is the "First Extropian Squirrel" by virtue of a
>discussion several years ago in which he was a staunch advocate of
>environmentalism and animal rights.
> Many list members no doubt find the Squirrel's real name
>bothersome, for his favorite economic system is socialism, he prefers
>a strong central government, and he regards libertarianism and
>anarcho-capitalism as ludicrous.
What? Socialism? Environmentalism & Animal Rights?
(Chris looks up the road ahead and sees squirrel)
(Chris floors the pedal smearing squirrel across the road)
(Squirrel is ROADKILL)
(Chris steps out of car, walks over and urinates on the carcass)
(Chris says Damn squirrels... that'll teach 'em not to play in my road)
Note: Sorry I just HAD to do this.