From: Hubert Mania (humania@t-online.de)
Date: Tue Jun 17 2003 - 02:47:52 MDT
Jeff Davies had a solution to end the conflict between war supporters and
their antagonists. He invited them to a Vietnamese Restaurant and said:
> For a response, allow me to turn the keyboard over to
> my expert on Vietnamese Restaurant atrocities:
>
> "Arff, arf aaarf. Arf arfaarf farf faaarf, arrrf, grr
> arrf aaaaarfff. Arff aarfff arf arf arrrf, grrr, woof
> woof arf. Grrgrrr arf arf aaaraf woof grr. Woof woof
> grrr aaaarf farf arfff, woof grrrrrr. Arf arfaarf
> farf, grrgrrr arf. Ruff ruff, grr arff grrr woof grr
> woof aaarfarf, grr arf. Aarf aaarf. Arf arfaarf farf
> faaarf, arrrf, grr arrf aaaaarfff. Arff aarfff aaaraf
> woof grr, ruff, grr arff, woof woof; arrf aaaaarfff.
This is definetely a German Shepherd dog, 4,8 years old, born and raised in
the most southern part of Bavaria in the last years of the 20th century, but
with absolutely no view of the Alpes, otherwise the "Ruff ruff, grr arff
grrr woof grr woof aaarfarf, grr arf"- sequence would have a more throaty
touch from barking at the mountains. On the other hand: the sequence
"Grrgrrr arf arf aaaraf woof grr" suggests there is something wrong with his
kidneys. They should not be eaten. Everything else should not be fried, but
rather be cooked for 6 hours and then served immediately to the guests in
the Restaurant. No portions should be put in the freezer. There are some
nice shepherd dog recipies available at the South East Asia Cooking Studio
www.seacoodio.com
Enjoy your meal!
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