Re: buff trivia

From: Michael M. Butler (mmb@spies.com)
Date: Sun Feb 02 2003 - 22:41:00 MST

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    Damien Broderick wrote:
    > Michael M. Butler stared into the mirror, twirled his pistol, and growled:
    >
    >
    >>Who you callin' a "buff"?
    >
    >
    > I thought it was synonymous with "expert enthusiast". Am I wrong? Let's
    > Google up:
    >
    > http://dictionary.cambridge.org/define.asp?key=buff*3+0
    >
    > buff (PERSON)
    > noun [C]
    > INFORMAL
    > a person who knows a lot about and is very interested in a particular
    > subject
    >
    > Damien Broderick
    > [or maybe I'm missing the/a/some joke]
    >

    Surely, that's the Cambridge dictionary meaning. And I knew that was
    probably all you meant. But just to let you know about another way
    in which we are "divided by a common language", the following:

    There's a strong connotation in some circles here for the word; in these,
    a "buff" is a pathetic impersonator or dangerous quasi-stalker/rapist.
    CHP/LAPD, for instance, and I'd expect many other police departments,
    too, call people who dress up as cops and/or try to pass themselves off
    as same (at least in a rich fantasy life involving mirrors, a gay bar,
    or what have you) "buffs", short for "cop buffs". It's not a compliment.
    It's like a _sick_ wannabe.

    The deeper assumption even about those who don't play dress-up is that
    there's something a little, maybe a lot, wrong with anybody who knows
    too much about the way the system works, or that at best they are arrogant
    know-it-alls who need special handling. And the word does sound harmless
    when overheard--you have to look for the eye-rolls.

    I even got the hairy eyeball and a bt of quizzing once just for knowing
    what a property room was, while making a statement about a theft to local
    cops in Minneapolis. My knowledge seemed out of place and too-well-informed.
    I'm a _civilian_, what am I doing spouting cop talk? Am I some kind of
    jaihouse graduate, or a buff, or what?

    Granted, some of that is probably just part of general ingroup/outgroup
    dynamics, just the way lots of people in the medical profession have
    distaste for "activated patients".

    So what I was saying was, no, I don't try to pick up chicks by trying
    to convince them I work at NASA (or even at N.A.S.A. :) ).

    Claro?



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