From: Spudboy100@aol.com
Date: Fri Jan 31 2003 - 21:55:01 MST
Alex Bokov opined:
<<Awlriiiight!!!
Once again, America is #1!
Who plays the best American Football? WE DO !
Who got the coolest flag? WE DO !
Who invented rock-n-roll? WE DID !
Who got the biggest cars? WE DO !
And now, who's the biggest threat to world peace? Oh yeah, you know it
baby... WE ARE!!! Take that you espresso-slurpers.
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! >>
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Mr. Bokov negeleted to give proper attribution to the Simpsons for his
inspirational chant. I will re-dress this lapse, in hopes that we will all be
"uplifted" in more than this.
Note: it is best to chant this while wearing monks robes, gathered around a
trestle table, swilling tankards of Ale (Bass is prefered, or Beck's Dark)
Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!
Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do! We do!
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do! We do!
Who robs the cave fish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscars night?
We do! We do!
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