the anthrax prophecy

From: Damien Broderick (thespike@earthlink.net)
Date: Tue Jan 07 2003 - 18:21:12 MST


Yes, brothers and sisters! I am blessed with the terrible gift of Prophecy!

In 1988, my book STRIPED HOLES predicted (aside from superstring
singularities):

< Twenty, fifteen years in the future, it is going to be absolutely
essential for television pundits and anyone else in the public eye to be
married, following the Great Combined Anthrax Jihad and Creation Science
Crusade, because the ayatollahs and mullahs and Right to Life pastors are
going to come around every morning to check your sheets, and if they find a
little stain there and you a man not married at least once in the village
mosque they are going to have you hauled into the middle of the town square
and make everyone jeer at you for a short time before they amputate and burn
the offending anatomical implements. If you're a woman not married in these
circumstances (hardly likely, given the paucity of women TV pundits in that
time frame), you'll just be stoned to death and be done with it. >

Love offerings gladly received at the door.

Damien Broderick



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