Re: Immortalism: The Epic of Gilgamesh

From: Amara Graps (
Date: Sat Oct 14 2000 - 02:13:23 MDT

From: Spike Jones <>
>This epic poem was discovered in a cuneiform tablet:
>There was a young lady from GilGAMesh,
>She began to feel so DAMN fresh,
>She soon found a way
>To spend an off day,
>But soon developed dilDO rash.

My contribution to the limerick-O-rama ...

Condensed Story of Ms Farad
by A. P. French

Miss Farad was pretty and sensual
And charged to a reckless potential;
But a rascal named Ohm
Conducted her home -
Her decline was, alas, exponential.

Goodnight Irene
Author unknown, submitted by Ken Kiger

There once was a girl named Irene,
who lived on distilled kerosene.
But she started absorbin'
A new hydrocarbon,
And since then has never benzene!



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