Re: Humor (albeit lame) Re:

Spike Jones (
Wed, 09 Jun 1999 21:12:59 -0700

Scott Badger wrote:

> Right. Same reason we don't have unflattering horoscopes that say thingslike:
> LIBRA - An ill-tempered snob, you're just as likely to stab your best friend
> in the back as your are to sleep with someone without telling him/her you
> have herpes.

Scott, someone made up a bunch of these. They were transitioners: the horoscopes started out with the usual smooth, vague, flattering stuff, then got sharper and ended with lines like "your coworkers consider you an ignorant prick."

Hilarious! Anybody have a copy? spike