Humor (albeit lame) Re:

Scott Badger (
Tue, 8 Jun 1999 08:24:57 -0500

Eliezer wrote:

> It looks to me like the test scores are coming out about 15 points
> higher than a standard IQ test.
> Gosh, I wonder what the relative percentage is of people who'll pay ten
> bucks to find out they're geniuses, vs. the percentage of folks who'll
> shell out to learn they're morons.

Right. Same reason we don't have unflattering horoscopes that say things like:

LIBRA - An ill-tempered snob, you're just as likely to stab your best friend in the back as your are to sleep with someone without telling him/her you have herpes. People avoid conversing with you more out of indifference than repugnance. Your indecisiveness impairs your ability to function in the world and makes you insufferably insecure. Consequently, the chances are slim that you'll ever be vocationally or socially successful.

Your horoscope today: Prepare for a particularly bad day. The planets are aligned against you, even more so than usual. Whatever you do, avoid being seen by your employer today. S/he's got it in for you.

Who wants to do the other signs?