Billy Brown writes:
> > Python: There Is A Better Programming Language.
If you thought Perl was cool, try Python. http://www.python.org/doc/ has many excellent introductions.
> > Scheme: There Is A Better Programming Language.
Scheme is a smaller, simpler, cleaner Lisp. Beautiful beyond words. Try Guile here http://www.gnu.org/software/guile/guile.html or the Scheme Underground http://www.ai.mit.edu/projects/su/su.html by Olin Shivers http://www.ai.mit.edu/~shivers/
For instance, programming in Scheme can lead you to this: ftp://lambda.ai.mit.edu/pub/shivers/ack.txt [Acknowledgements page, taken from the *Scsh Reference Manual*]
Who should I thank? My so-called "colleagues," who laugh at me behind my back, all the while becoming famous on my work? My worthless graduate students, whose computer skills appear to be limited to downloading bitmaps off of netnews? My parents, who are still waiting for me to quit "fooling around with computers," go to med school, and become a radiologist? My department chairman, a manager who gives one new insight into and sympathy for disgruntled postal workers?
My God, no one could blame me -- no one! -- if I went off the edge and just lost it completely one day. I couldn't get through the day as it is without the Prozac and Jack Daniels I keep on the shelf, behind my Tops-20 JSYS manuals. I start getting the shakes real bad around 10am, right before my advisor meetings. A 10 oz. Jack 'n Zac helps me get through the meetings without one of my students winding up with his severed head in a bowling-ball bag. They look at me funny; they think I twitch a lot. I'm not twitching. I'm controlling my impulse to snag my 9mm Sig-Sauer out from my day-pack and make a few strong points about the quality of undergraduate education in Amerika.
If I thought anyone cared, if I thought anyone would even be reading this, I'd probably make an effort to keep up appearances until the last possible moment. But no one does, and no one will. So I can pretty much say exactly what I think.
Oh, yes, the acknowledgements. I think not. I did it. I did it all, by myself.
September 4, 1994
> > Eiffel: There Is A Better Programming Language.
> I've never looked at any of these languages. What are their advantages?