Re: religion bashing

GBurch1@aol.com
Sat, 30 Oct 1999 08:51:00 EDT

Apropos the subject of this thread, I found the following in my in-box:

> Definition of Atheism: a non-prophet organization.
>
> Photons have mass!? I didn't even know they were Catholic...
>
> A diagnostic is someone who doesn't know whether there are two gods.
>
> On an atheist's tombstone: Here lies an atheist; all dressed up and no
> place to go.
>
> Jesus saves, Allah forgives, Cthulhu thinks you'd make a nice sandwich.
>
> If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
>
> I am an agnostic pagan. I doubt the existence of many gods.
>
> A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says,
> "What is this, some kind of joke?"
>
> Adam to Eve: I'll wear the plants in this family!
>
> Atheist achieving orgasm: "Oh, Random! Oh, Chance!".
>
> Blessed are the Fundamentalists, for they shall inhibit the earth.
>
> Instant shaman - add one drum and beat slowly.
>
> That was Zen; this is Tao.
>
> Sects, sects, sects. Is that all you monks ever think about?
>
> When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and suddenly
> realized
> that I was talking to myself.
>
> Confession without repentance is just bragging. - Rev. Eugene Bolton

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