Re: newtonmas story

From: Spike Jones (
Date: Mon Dec 24 2001 - 10:07:38 MST

> Spike wrote:
> I tried to inject a bit of humor into the tense silence: "Oh dear. As a result of my great blammisphy, I fear that I shall not be experiencing sexual relations this evening."
> My roommate busted out laughing at this comment, which
> caused his girl to get up and stalk off.
> John Grigg wrote: Spike, I thought these were devout Christian girls you and your friend were dating? And yet you speak of the possibility of sexual access?

The possiblity was remote indeed, even under the very
best of circumstances. That was the joke, John. No one
was getting anything at that college. Unless one had a car
and money, there was no place to go. (I had neither). At
that college the infrastructure for such activity was
conspicuously lacking. The strategy of the administration
was to encourage holy matrimony by making the students
so horny they were on the brink of insanity. spike

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