Doug Jones wrote:
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> <chuckle> Have you seen the Godling's Glossary, by Dave Krieger?
> Three entries appropriate to your post:
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> Child, n. A larva that eventually turns into a human being.
> Universally loved -- anyone who claims not to love
> children isn't cooking them properly.
I call them "the other, other, white meat."
Mike Lorrey