How about big, fat mail bombs.....?
> From: Julien, Howard (c)[SMTP:Howard.Julien@mci.com]
> Sent: 15 September 1998 15:08
> To: 'firstname.lastname@example.org'
> Subject: RE: Skyrocket Your WebSite Traffic Overnight
> I'm beginning to wonder if some form of retaliation can or should be
> applied to
> the growing number of spammers we seem to be getting.
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Joe E. Dees [mailto:email@example.com]
> Sent: Monday, September 14, 1998 11:34 PM
> To: firstname.lastname@example.org
> Subject: Re: Skyrocket Your WebSite Traffic Overnight
> From: email@example.com
> Date sent: Tue, 15 Sep 1998 07:13:11 +0200 (CET)
> To: <firstname.lastname@example.org>
> Subject: Skyrocket Your WebSite Traffic Overnight
> Send reply to: email@example.com
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> Fuck this, and you - whoever or whatever you are!