Re: SENTISM - gabgab
den Otter (neosapient@geocities.com)
Thu, 27 Aug 1998 16:12:28 +0200
> From: Scott Badger <wbadger@psyberlink.net>
> What about human meat? An anthropology professor I had told me that it was
> one of the most tender and sweet meats in the world, which is why lions and
> the like become man-eaters. Who among us would try it? One homoburger please
> with extra cheese!
Homoburger?! I kill myself! ;-))
Sure, I've eaten snake, squid and croc, so why not a homo (assuming, of
course, that this is prime, disease-free meat). It should be quite fun to
serve "famous people burgers". Anyone want a taste of Bill Clinton? Hmm,
perhaps I'd prefer a piece of Monica Lewinski myself. Hell, you could even
eat *yourself*! Yummy!
For the more traditional consumer there's a wholesome alternative: Dollyburgers!
I wonder how big a market there would be for such a thing...