I'm just jealous cos I got "Butt Monkey"
> Actually they are all intelligent (does this include the General) and cool
> sounding. It's set up like horoscopes, to stroke your ego. No one is going
> to create a test that comes out as follows:
> Your test has been evaluated, and you have been found to most resemble -
> The Dispossessed - In space, no one can here you fail
> The future is a difficult, shifting terrain, full of traps for the unwary.
> As a fully paid-up lifetime member of the unwary, you have fallen foul of
> many such traps, and find yourself living a life of bare subsistence,
> hitching from crappy space station to crummy satelite, trying to steal
> scraps before they end up in the matter recycler. Even the rats push you
> around. A true loser, you would be a universally tragic figure, except
> you lack the personal stature to invoke such noble emotion. Perhaps the
> that you hang on at all is in some way redemptive, but in the end no one
> really could really bring themselves to care. Maybe you should consider
> fact that you are breathing other people's oxygen.
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