RE: Better people

O'Regan, Emlyn (Emlyn.ORegan@actew.com.au)
Tue, 8 Jun 1999 17:31:48 +1000

> Now try this one: A large corporation who gives me my security consulting
> assignments just changed the definition of "meeting objectives" for the
> year. Our new objectives are that "we will exceed objectives." I'm not
> sure if by exceeding objectives, I am now merely meeting them. Nor am I
> sure how to exceed them anymore. The explanation of the new policy also
> stated that unlike last year, because of the higher standards, most
> employees will be rated below average, while only a few will make it up to
> average ratings.
>
The correct way to fill in any productivity-measuring forms in this context would be to write "MU" in all the boxes.

Emlyn