zeb haradon wrote:
> >From: Spike Jones <firstname.lastname@example.org>
> >Reply-To: email@example.com
> >To: firstname.lastname@example.org
> >Subject: Re: Theological clarification, was:Re: Mother Teresa
> >Date: Tue, 06 Jun 2000 19:25:59 -0700
> >Michael S. Lorrey wrote:
> > > then you could also use the needle to draw a ten foot wide eye in the
> >sand, or
> > > around a gate, and have a camel walk through it....
> >Or one could take a freshly fertilized camel embryo and cram it thru
> >the eye of a needle, but I dont want to think about the mechanics
> >necessary to obtain such a beast. spike
> Actually, I think what Jesus had in mind when he said it, was running the
> camel through a blender, one peice of flesh at a time, pulverizing it's
> bones, and running the solution through a micro-funnel so that it dripped
> through the eye of the needle, over a period of weeks.
Actually, this is proof Jesus was an alien, because what he really meant
was to teleport the camel by laser beam through the eye of the needle.
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