Joe E. Dees
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Joke for January 20, 1999 SCAM ALERT! WARNING! PLEASE READ IMMEDIATELY! Submitted by PJDemmit _______________________________________________ THIS IS SERIOUS!!!
If you get an envelope from a company called the "Internal Revenue Service," DO NOT OPEN IT!
This group operates a scam around this time every year. Their letter claims that you owe them money, which they will take and use to pay for the operation of essential functions of the United States government. This is untrue! The money the IRS collects is used to fund various inefficient and pointless social engineering projects.
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Please copy this envelope in triplicate according to the guidelines of the "Paperwork Augmentation Act" of 1999 and then tear up all three of these envelopes a hundred pieces and send the pieces to the following address:
IRS, "FORM 1040 - NOT EZ" - Rejected Refunds Division
Office 1600, Room 412, Cubicle 13, Desk 7, Filing Cabinet 6,
Drawer 3, Space 62, Folder 5
Washington, DC 20000-0000
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