Re: selling an idea

From: Spike Jones (
Date: Mon Jan 29 2001 - 21:54:44 MST

> John Clark wrote: first commercial break in superbowl 2006
> and a large rather scary looking man is pointing a huge gun at the head of a
> adorable little puppy, "If 10 million people don't log on to in the
> next 2 hours I will kill this dog!".

No way. He would get life without parole. Just extrapolate
from the current wacky trends in Taxifornia. Last week, two
huge dogs killed a woman as she frantically struggled to unlock
her apartment door. This week, the big debate is over what
should be done with one of the dogs. Tragic if they should
actually euthanize the murderous cur.

A woman gets 5 yrs in the slammer for leaving a dog in
a hot car. In the same state, a mother does the same to a
3 yr old child, cooking his brains. No legal consequences.

Just imagine what would happen should a person attempt
to circumcize a puppy. spike

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