From: Spike (spike66@comcast.net)
Date: Sat Jul 05 2003 - 22:53:29 MDT
> I began to doubt the advise of my friend, and
> decided to emulate a different creature on my
> next date: an amoeba, with money. That worked.
> She married me.
>
> spike
>
>
...Very sorry for your misadventures with dating, but please tell,
what is the amoeba technique?...
Well, the idea for maximum efficiency is to
try to form a symbiotic relationship with the
host organism, preferrably without causing
excessive nausea or gastric discomfort.
... Slowly oozing over her until she is one with the amoeba and all
attempts at escape are futile?...
Hey cool, I never thought of that method.
Far superior to the flappy lips or the old
snoot in the anthill techniques. Karen I should
have had you for an advisor in my misspent youth.
spike
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