RE: push your bike, risk a beating

From: Spike (spike66@comcast.net)
Date: Fri Jul 04 2003 - 17:28:35 MDT

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    -----Original Message-----
    From: Karen Rand Smigrodzki

    > >From: "Spike"
    >
    > Ja, and I wish someone could explain to me
    > why it is that riding a motorcycle causes all
    > women in view to appear more attractive

    ...I know many women personally who are attracted to motorcycle riding
    men; those same women tend to be the ones that are turned on by "bad
    boy" types...

    Sure however motorcyclist as bad boy is somewhat
    outdated. Or is it? Seems like a lot of pro-
    establishment proles (like me) ride motorcycles
    these days.

    I was thinking of how the genome somehow influences
    the organism to seek out healthy mates, explaining
    why peahens are attracted to the big brightly colored
    tails, which imply robust health. If one is too old
    or too creaky, one generally chooses other means of
    transportation than bikes. Motorcycling requires a
    higher level of alertness, balance and perhaps
    strength, if one wishes to survive long at it.

    So motorcycling implies healthy rider, which results
    in the female passers-by look at the rider with a
    little more warmth, smiling and posturing in a more
    attractive way?

     ...Why one would feel increased desire while riding may in part be
    (some of) the physical and visual stimulation you suggested. I would
    also suggest that it is in part the effect of knowing that women who see
    you on a bike will
    (often) find you more desirable (as the bad boy); it is probably
    commonly known that knowing someone desires you can cause you yourself
    to become aroused. Very helpful for procreation. If you could convince
    yourself that everyone who saw you riding was extremely turned off
    sexually by you, do you think that you would have the same increase in
    desire? --karen

    Well, Karen, perhaps you are right, however deep
    down I fully realize that even on the fastest and
    coolest bike, I am still a pencil-necked geek. The
    real explanation may be as simple as this: when I
    am riding I am having fun. Fun is inextricably
    linked to copulation. Ergo, all females within
    visual range get a free half a standard deviation
    added to their attractiveness.

    spike



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