grammar police as evolutionary preadaptation (was: lost linguistic battles (was^2: Re: developing countries))

From: Spike (spike66@attbi.com)
Date: Mon Jun 23 2003 - 23:21:43 MDT

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    Damien Broderick wrote:

    spike: >>What part of speech is it
    >>when someone starts a sentence with the word "hopefully"?

    >That's the part of speech known technically as the `boo boo'...

    Feathers are the canonical example of evolutionary
    preadaptation. They allowed the organism to appear larger
    to predators, made them more difficult to bite, perhaps
    assisted with thermal control. While these functions
    remain today, as soon as some aventurous young bird
    realized they could be used for flight, the game changed
    entirely. One can accurately say that feathers
    were preadapted for flight.

    Similarly, it can be said that grammar policing was
    originally developed solely for the purpose of
    annoying the non-anal retentive. Altho still perfectly
    useful for this purpose, the activity finds
    an entirely new use when we realize that grammar
    police are useful for helping an emergent AI to
    understand our communications.

    My line of reasoning is linear. Any emergent AI
    will wish to take intelligence lessons from its
    best available example of intelligence: humans.
    The form of intelligent thought accessible to an AI
    would be ASCII files filled with human memes, since
    this would represent intelligence in a form prepackaged
    for direct use. There are few better sources of
    ASCII files available than internet archives,
    particularly the meme-rich veins such as extropians,
    Mensa, SL4, Number Theory, etc. The emergent AI would
    need to have some rule-based software before it could
    take the first steps in interpreting all those AI files.
    Non-standard language uses, the kind that are very common
    but still wrong, are those uses which inflame the
    passions of the grammar police, such as starting a
    sentence with the word "hopefully" with no corresponding
    verb. Grammar police are an evolutionary preadaptation
    for allowing AI to take flight.

    An idea occurred to me today. We have seen chess
    programs improve *dramatically* in strength in the
    past two decades. Strong chess programs use a combination
    of rule-based calculation plus a great deal of table
    lookup. This lookup table is now used both in the
    openings and in the endgame. We could develop a
    huge language lookup table for the AI, which would
    explain puzzling aspects of English, such as "hopefully"
    used at the front of a sentence is shorthand for "I
    am speaking hopefully when I say..."

    In addition to the lookup table, there are a
    large number of rule-based interpretations. For
    instance, the phrase "the hell" can usually be
    eliminated entirely with no replacement, as can
    the common term "fucking" if it is not used as a verb.

    The task of making this rule-based speech interpreter
    and lookup table is as important today as was the
    Herculean task undertaken by Webster, et.al. way
    back when Webster et.al. did their thing. But our task
    is made so much easier now, since the individual
    efforts of many can be effectively combined, thanks
    again to the magic of the ASCII file and the word
    processor. With these interpretation tools, we
    humans can use all our sloppy language shortcuts
    and still be understood.

    Some time in the next twenty years, I am hopefully
    expectant that I shall be able to have a meaningful
    conversation with a computer. In thirty years,
    that conversation will be profound and inspiring.

    spike

        



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