HUMOR: Keeping your equipment in good working order

From: Jeff Davis (jrd1415@yahoo.com)
Date: Sun Jun 15 2003 - 16:04:56 MDT

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    Replacement of Mouse Balls.
     
    If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform
    erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Mouse
    balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement
    Units).
    Because of the delicate nature of this procedure,
    replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by
    properly trained personnel.
    Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls
    by examining the underside of the mouse.
    Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign
    balls.
    Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the
    manufacturer of the mouse.
    Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop off
    method. Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist
    off method. Mouse balls are not usually static
    sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in
    sudden discharge
    Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be
    used immediately. It is recommended that each person
    have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum
    customer satisfaction. Any customer missing his balls
    should contact the local personnel in charge of
    removing and replacing these necessary items.
    Please keep in mind that a customer without properly
    working balls is an unhappy customer.

    Best, Jeff Davis

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          Inside a dog it's too dark to read."
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