From: gts (gts_2000@yahoo.com)
Date: Mon Apr 14 2003 - 08:27:59 MDT
spike66 wrote:
>... Since human babies have relatively large heads
> with respect to their bodies, perhaps female-choice societies
> would tend to evolve populations with bulbous heads.
I had a conversation with my girlfriend about your bulbous head theory last
night, spike. I didn't want to bias her opinions so I did not explain your
theory until after I probed her for information. The dialogue went something
like this:
"Hey sweetheart, I've been wondering about something. What exactly do you
like about me?"
"Well," she said, "first of all you're very loving and nurturing toward my
kids."
(She has two young children. Her answer fits nicely with your general theory
about females having the buyer's market for mates, but it doesn't go to the
question of my head size. So I kept probing.)
"I don't mean that," I said. "I mean, like, what do you think of size of my
party parts?"
"Don't worry honey, your body part is just fine."
"No, no, no, that's not what I meant either."
I then held my chin up high and rotated my head like a peacock displaying
his feathers. I was hoping she might say "Oh yeah, that reminds me. I really
like your large head!" but no such comment was forthcoming. I think she
thought I had a crick in my neck.
Finally I said, "Don't you like the size of head? I wear size large in hats
and sunglasses. I can barely even find off-the-shelf hats and sunglasses
that fit me well."
She said, "I've never noticed that about you. Your head looks
well-proportioned to your body. If I thought your head was too big then I
probably wouldn't find you attractive."
I explained that my head was only slightly large, not large enough to
notice, and that her attraction to my large head was a subliminal thing. I
tried to convince her that she loves me because I have a larger than average
head.
She laughed and said "That's not true, baby. I love you for your pimp
juice."
I haven't a clue what pimp juice might be. I think it's a term she picked up
from the Hip Hop music she listens to on her car radio. I didn't want to
seem un-hip (I listen mainly to classic rock) so I just smiled approvingly
while secretly hoping that pimp juice is a good thing for men to have.
Anyone know the definition of pimp juice? We might need to create a pimp
juice theory of mate selection.
-gts
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