From: JAY DUGGER (duggerj1@charter.net)
Date: Sat Apr 12 2003 - 22:13:44 MDT
On Sun, 13 Apr 2003 13:05:53 +1000
Damien Broderick <damienb@unimelb.edu.au> wrote:
>It's true that teleportation has been a major contributor
>to the disgusting
>weight gains of this slothful century, so I applaud your
>return to
>old-fashioned walking. Fortunately a solution is on its
>way--I will shortly
>release my quantum filter patch, which edits out a small
>proportion of
>those unsightly fat cells each time you pass through the
>Portal. Just make
>sure you disable it once you attain your desired mass!
>
I eagerly await your patch, D. Perhaps you will release
this as Open Source? Not to indulge paranoia, but I wish
to confirm that it edits out fat cells in fact instead of
simply synthesizing amphetamine in vivo.
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