From: Spudboy100@aol.com
Date: Sun Apr 06 2003 - 13:28:53 MDT
Coyote asked:
<<I would ask
'Um.. Scuze' me GodBeings, What questions might I ask other being that
claim to be Gods, that would validate (to me) that they were indeed Gods?' >>
Joke response: z-zz-z-z-ZOTT! crackle!, rumble! Got any more questions,
mortal?
Or, as was said in GhostBusters1: "Are you a god?" Uh...no. "Then Die!""
Other answers Coyote might get are...
"Hey, its like Jazz, if ya have to ask what it is, then don't bother asking"
or--
"Who you calling a Gawd!?"
or--
I will be happy to create some valuable matter (to you) out of nothing. Now
that I have performed such a trick, do you feel I am worthy of worship? Why
do you think your worship is of any practical use to me? Why do you think
praying to me does you any good? I probably shan't hang around this part of
the universe for very long, because there are more interesting domains to
cover, then this berg, frankly speaking.
or--
If they are any gods worth admiring, I would find one that teaches you how to
make more resources and goodies for yourselves, and live better. Here, let me
show you some nanotechnology goodies that will lift you oinkers out of the
pig-pens you now inhabit. Pay close attention and take notes cause I gotta
move on out to the Sombrero Galaxy and convert it, over 100k years into a
Bradbury Matrioshka thingy dingy, and not some cheesy dyson sphere, that I
could knock out over the course of a working weekend.
Sincerely, Olaf Stapledon's accountant
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