RE: Questions to ask a god or a time traveller/ET (was: RE: If Magick Exists)

From: Lee Corbin (lcorbin@tsoft.com)
Date: Thu Apr 03 2003 - 21:08:59 MST

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    Brent writes

    > Damien Broderick <damienb@unimelb.edu.au> asked:
    >
    > > What questions would people here pose to a deity claimant (or surrogate)?
    >
    > No questions should be necessary! The deity (or surrogate) or advanced alien,
    > or visitor from the future (or choose your favorite supper being) should come
    > in with their rescue ships, ...

    entrees and desserts too!

    > sirens a blazing, as fast as they can, heading mostly to the hospitals and
    > anywhere else down here where people are still suffering and dieing

    Oh, I thought you said "dieting". But no matter. It's true! Dieting
    is a form of pain!

    > If we do discover such a being that claims to be some kind of supper being

    I want to go on record as also requesting help from the lunch beings
    and breakfast beings. Too many people on Earth are needlessly dieting.

    > There are lots of religions and beliefs that contain many types of various
    > supper beings.

    In addition to supper beings, breakfast beings, and lunch beings, I want to
    point out that there also exist dinner beings, tea-time beings, and my favorites,
    the junk-food pig-out beings.

    > Are you listening all you Gods and ETs out there? Screw your prime directives
    > and any other justification you think you have and get down here and give us a
    > hand!

    I prefer legs, either chicken or turkey will do, but each to his own, Brent.

    Lee



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