From: Lee Corbin (lcorbin@tsoft.com)
Date: Thu Apr 03 2003 - 21:08:59 MST
Brent writes
> Damien Broderick <damienb@unimelb.edu.au> asked:
>
> > What questions would people here pose to a deity claimant (or surrogate)?
>
> No questions should be necessary! The deity (or surrogate) or advanced alien,
> or visitor from the future (or choose your favorite supper being) should come
> in with their rescue ships, ...
entrees and desserts too!
> sirens a blazing, as fast as they can, heading mostly to the hospitals and
> anywhere else down here where people are still suffering and dieing
Oh, I thought you said "dieting". But no matter. It's true! Dieting
is a form of pain!
> If we do discover such a being that claims to be some kind of supper being
I want to go on record as also requesting help from the lunch beings
and breakfast beings. Too many people on Earth are needlessly dieting.
> There are lots of religions and beliefs that contain many types of various
> supper beings.
In addition to supper beings, breakfast beings, and lunch beings, I want to
point out that there also exist dinner beings, tea-time beings, and my favorites,
the junk-food pig-out beings.
> Are you listening all you Gods and ETs out there? Screw your prime directives
> and any other justification you think you have and get down here and give us a
> hand!
I prefer legs, either chicken or turkey will do, but each to his own, Brent.
Lee
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