Re: I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T POST THIS, AND I KNOW IT, BUT I HAVE TO: INCIVLITY / FLAME WARNING

From: hubert mania (humania@t-online.de)
Date: Sat Mar 29 2003 - 00:44:37 MST

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    Aaah, come on Mike, you can do harder and better than that. But this is all
    I wanted to achieve: show you and the rest of your patriot friends, that you
    are annoyed by a virtual PC (puke container) while I am annoyed by the blood
    in the streets caused by your fine Christian fundamentalist leader who
    encourages killing civilians.

    ----- Original Message -----
    From: "Michael M. Butler" <mmb@spies.com>
    To: <extropians@extropy.org>
    Sent: Friday, March 28, 2003 11:59 PM
    Subject: I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T POST THIS, AND I KNOW IT, BUT I HAVE TO:
    INCIVLITY / FLAME WARNING

    > This reply is almost certainly a lapse in judgement on my part. All
    > ambulatory noncombatants, please relocate behind the yellow-and-black
    > concrete revetments.
    >
    > "I try. I really try." --Billy Jack
    >
    > On Fri, 28 Mar 2003 21:46:40 +0100, hubert mania <humania@t-online.de>
    > wrote:
    > > Courtesy of DUMP (Dangerous Undisclosed Militant Pacifists)
    >
    > ## Sarcasm Warning 12345: No courtesy evident. ## Semantic mismatch:
    > "Undisclosed," huh? Never let quality stand in the way of witless
    wordplay.
    >
    > ...scrollback...
    >
    > > This is the first official announcement of the Secretary of PUKE
    > > (Professional Uplifting Killing Experience)
    > >
    > > Bring your personal throw up to the local PC!
    > >
    > >> From today on everybody who feels like he has to puke when watching
    > >> Fuehrer
    > > George Troubleyou Bush addressing the US army, or US /UK war criminals
    > > killing Iraqui civilians might bring his warmest throw up to his local
    PC
    > > (Puke Container) where the community's collective stomach contents will
    > > be
    > > gathered and sent to the White House in Washington, D.C., USA as our
    live
    > > stream contribution to this glorious crusade of God's own country.
    > >
    > > Humania
    >
    > It has been evident for some time now that you have very strong feelings,
    > Mr. Mania. And that's fine; many of us do. Permit me to express some of
    > mine. If you can be militant for pacifism, I think I can and must militate

    > for--whatever my view is, if it can be fairly labeled. So here goes. Sorry
    > for the long letter, I didn't have time to write a short one.
    >
    > This latest passionate post of yours trivializes the matters at hand, and
    > suggests to me that you are perhaps feeling rather powerless.
    >
    > As Samantha and others have noted on this list, it is quite possible that
    > the world stands on the threshold of WW IV (or III, take your pick), or
    the
    > N+1th Crusade, or something just as full of pain and peril, but harder to
    > label.
    >
    > Do you really, *really* find puking the most effective response?
    >
    > <flame=HIGH>
    >
    > If that's the best you can offer, I'd much prefer that you (personally)
    > puke all over yourself and then simmer in it as you choke. Which is what
    > you seem to be doing with this post. Good show! Feels good to puuuuuke,
    > doesn't it--makes you HOLY, right? Holier than, well, just about anybody
    > you're sure is a MONSTER, right? Keep it up, and don't mind the airway.
    > Puking for change is FUN and PRODUCTIVE. Plus, in email, nobody has to
    > smell it, or administer CPR. YOU BETCHA, you're REALLY going to show
    > Troubleyou a thing or two.
    >
    > <flame=OFF>
    >
    > Maybe you actually have diagnosable mania. I have come close to wondering
    > about myself once or twice; in those cases I sometimes felt righteous to
    > the point of (on later reflection) absurdity. It's part of the pattern.
    >
    > <flame=MEDIUM>
    >
    > Get a clue. Until you're willing to set yourself on fire on the steps of
    > the Capitol building, your impotent pointless posturing engenders my pity
    > and contempt, even while I share some of your fears.
    >
    > I'll repeat that: ...EVEN WHILE I SHARE SOME OF YOUR FEARS, YOU ENGENDER
    MY
    > PITY AND CONTEMPT.
    >
    > I hate reinstituting killfiles, I really do. But a "SELF-INDULGENT
    > SANCTIMONIOUS ASSHOLE" email hotkey is substantially less civil, wouldn't
    > you agree? Yes, announcing a PLONK is always, in large part, a self-
    > indulgent thing. I wish I could bring myself to just silently killfile
    you--
    > but the fact is that my sentiments don't fit into your compartments and I
    > felt/thought that the list deserved mine at least as much as yours. And
    > just like puking, plonkng feeeels gooooooood. So I'm not claiming I'm that
    > much better than you, no siree.
    >
    > I hope you actually get a grip someday (/again); these are hard times. In
    > the meantime, accept
    >
    > My heartiest warm puke-soaked wishes,
    >
    > MMB
    >
    >
    >



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