RE: [WAR] Thoughts for this evening

From: Emlyn O'regan (oregan.emlyn@healthsolve.com.au)
Date: Tue Mar 18 2003 - 20:45:27 MST

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    > Bush's response to the UN argument is that he believes Iraq
    > is an imminent
    > threat to the USA, and that we are a sovereign country, and
    > that it's his
    > responsibility to protect the American people. I agree
    > wholeheartedly that
    > we are a sovereign country and that we don't need permission
    > from the UN to
    > wage war, but the argument that Iraq is a serious threat to
    > the USA is total
    > bullshit. We bombed the hell out of Iraq 12 years ago, and
    > for most of the
    > time since then we've restrained Saddam with weapons inspections and
    > economic sanctions. As far as his conventional forces and
    > weapons go, Saddam
    > can barely fight his way out of a paper bag.

    Uncle Jimbo: Boys, lookee there. That there's a rocky moutain black bear,
    one of the few remaining of its kind.
                  Isn't it beautiful. By God, it coming right for us!
            <Shoots the Black Bear>
    Stan: Hey, it wasn't coming right for us. It was just sitting there.

    Uncle Jimbo: Shhh, not so loud. Now that there's just a technicality.
    Kyle: What do you mean?
    Uncle Jimbo: You see boys, the democrats have passed a lot of laws trying
    to stop us from hunting.
    Cartman: Democrats piss me off!
    Uncle Jimbo: They say we can't shoot certain animals anymore, unless
    they're posing an immediate threat.
                  Therefore, before we shoot somethin', we have to say 'It's
    coming right for us.'
    Stan: Wow, you're smart Uncle Jimbo.
    Ned: Mmm, Jimbo look, mm.
    Uncle Jimbo: Ohho, it's a deer. Looks like about a .46 gauge Ned. - It's
    coming right for us!!
            <Shoots deer with rocket>
    Cartman: Kickass!!
    Uncle Jimbo: Did you see that?! I was imperiled by that ferocious, charging
    buck.

    etc.

    Emlyn

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