Re: HUMOUR:needed :)

From: John Grigg (starman2100@lycos.com)
Date: Mon Mar 03 2003 - 13:03:19 MST

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    Amara,

    Last night around the firepit I should have had the Alcor standby conference folks sing this song! lol On the other hand...

    John : )

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    On Mon, 3 Mar 2003 14:57:24   
     Amara Graps wrote:
    >
    >Clone, Clone of My Own
    >by Isaac Asimov
    >
    >
    >Sung to the tune of
    >"Home, Home on the Range"
    >
    >
    >O give me a clone of my own flesh and bone,
    >With its Y chromosome changed to X.
    >And when it is grown, then my own little clone
    >Will be of the opposite sex.
    >
    >Chorus:
    >Clone, clone of my own,
    >With its Y chromosome changed to X
    >And when I'm alone with my own little clone
    >We'll both think of nothing but sex.
    >
    >O give me a clone, hear my sorrowful moan,
    >Just a clone that is wholly my own.
    >And if it's an X of the feminine sex,
    >Oh what fun we will have when we're prone.
    >
    >(Chorus)
    >
    >My heart's not of stone, as I've frequently shown
    >When alone with my dear little X
    >And after we've dined, I am sure we will find
    >Better incest than Oedipus Rex.
    >
    >(Chorus)
    >
    >Why should such sex vex, or disturb or perplex.
    >Or induce a disparaging tone?
    >After all, don't you see, since we're both of us me.
    >When we're making love, I'm alone.
    >
    >(Chorus)
    >
    >And after I'm done, she will still have her fun,
    >For I'll clone myself twice ere I die.
    >And this time without fail, they'll be both of them male,
    >And they'll each ravish her by-and-by.
    >
    >
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