From: John Grigg (starman2100@lycos.com)
Date: Mon Mar 03 2003 - 13:03:19 MST
Amara,
Last night around the firepit I should have had the Alcor standby conference folks sing this song! lol On the other hand...
John : )
-- On Mon, 3 Mar 2003 14:57:24 Amara Graps wrote: > >Clone, Clone of My Own >by Isaac Asimov > > >Sung to the tune of >"Home, Home on the Range" > > >O give me a clone of my own flesh and bone, >With its Y chromosome changed to X. >And when it is grown, then my own little clone >Will be of the opposite sex. > >Chorus: >Clone, clone of my own, >With its Y chromosome changed to X >And when I'm alone with my own little clone >We'll both think of nothing but sex. > >O give me a clone, hear my sorrowful moan, >Just a clone that is wholly my own. >And if it's an X of the feminine sex, >Oh what fun we will have when we're prone. > >(Chorus) > >My heart's not of stone, as I've frequently shown >When alone with my dear little X >And after we've dined, I am sure we will find >Better incest than Oedipus Rex. > >(Chorus) > >Why should such sex vex, or disturb or perplex. >Or induce a disparaging tone? >After all, don't you see, since we're both of us me. >When we're making love, I'm alone. > >(Chorus) > >And after I'm done, she will still have her fun, >For I'll clone myself twice ere I die. >And this time without fail, they'll be both of them male, >And they'll each ravish her by-and-by. > > _____________________________________________________________ Get 25MB, POP3, Spam Filtering with LYCOS MAIL PLUS for $19.95/year. http://login.mail.lycos.com/brandPage.shtml?pageId=plus&ref=lmtplusa
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