From: J Corbally (icorb@indigo.ie)
Date: Sat Mar 01 2003 - 12:58:14 MST
The recent talk of duct tape and dirty bombs has brought back to mind an
old song my Father used to have on tape in his old beat up car. It's
performed by some traditional music band, can't remember who.
I thought we could all do with a chuckle, so here's one of the verses that
I can remember;
A Nuclear blast can be recognised
It will stand out in the crowd,
There's a crash, then a bang, then a blast of heat,
then a bloody great mushroom cloud!
If you find yourself in the target zone
and you haven't got a shelter,
take a spade into the garden
and dig like merry hell, sir
Chorus (altogether now)
So when the nukes come raining down
it's great to be alive,
World War 3 could be such fun
if you protect and survive,
protect and survive!
James...
"If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and
crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures
to satiate desires both subtle and gross. But it's not for the timid."
-Q, Star Trek:TNG episode 'Q Who'
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