From: Hubert Mania (humania@t-online.de)
Date: Fri Feb 14 2003 - 11:39:10 MST
Robert wrote:
> Everyone is careful to say that they do not support Saddam Hussein but
> nobody seems to have a concrete plan for getting rid of him.
I have a plan called "White Doves over Bhagdad". Considering global
positioning system (GPS) and three feet precision of a cruise missile it
should be possible to get some hollywood technicians to build an armada of
white GPS doves, stuff their belly with a micro engine, some camera and
some conventional plastic explosive material. The doves should be looking
pretty natural, so you start them off a destroyer and let them fly
"peacefully" with remote control until they reach Bhagdad.
They should be able to move their wings as naturally as
possible so they won't attract attention. They could fly unto the
window-sills of all the bathrooms in Saddams palace, sit there, and execute
their cooing- and picking program while observing the bathroom all the
time, wait until the dicator slips in to digest his breakfast and then - in
Germany we say: RUMS (with a short "u" as in butcher) - the peace dove
breaks though the window with its diamond beak and drops its explosives
while Saddam drops HIS explosives simultaneously. What an appealing
way to die for an asshole like him.
Now THAT would be an impressive stroke. There could be a whole swarm
of doves trying it again if the first attempt should fail. But I hear, the
US/UK invasion force plans to shoot ten times as much ammunition on
the first day of war as in Desert Storm One. That battle of material
does not impress me. They could do way better with
"White Doves over Bhagdad"
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