Beware of this one:
>There is a very good reason why you feel this way. You are starting to
>understand our plan for you. Part of you is a little nervous about this.
>Give it time, Chris, and you will lose all your apprehension and possibly
>become a member of our inner circle. We see great potential in you.
>
>We have been watching you, Chris, for a while now, and we have been working
>dilligently to convert your mind more fully to our way of thinking. We've
>been tracking your Internet activities and creating web pages that you would
>likely be attracted to.
>It seems like access to the body and certain kinds of thinking functions are
>limited, in the sense that some of us can't play the piano while another
group
>is cooking lunch, so we're working out mutually agreeable ways of letting
>everyone have their turn and finding ways of working together for everyone's
>mutual benefit. Many of our goals overlap, and we often find creative
ways of
>doing things that accomplish parts of several different goals at once.
We're
>also learning how to expand our cognitive resources so that more of us can
be
>active at once. We're making a lot of progress.
Looks like a good candidate for uploading! Free your multiple personalities!