THE CONSPIRACY SaLOON |^)

Ian Goddard (igoddard@erols.com)
Tue, 08 Oct 1996 01:54:43 -0400


T H E C O N S P I R A C Y S a L O O N

By I a n w i l l i a m s g o d d a r D

Does "conspiracy theory" serve the purpose ?

Know what I'm sayin' ( hint hint, nudge nudge )

Does "conspiracy theory" serve " THE PURPOSE " ?

GASP! Perish, nay, BANISH that thought ....

Hmmm, say, who's running this place anyways?

Now there's a thought 'r two ;^)

NOW HERE'S AN ANSWER 'IN IT BE TRUE:

I THINK Conspiracy theory does serve THE
PURPOSE and that is to break apart collusions, &
THIS IS a logical feature of a " multiplex-identity-field "
THAT Is NOT directed by any one person or group of personS

TRY THough as they might: the invisible hand always WINS

THE INVIsible hand is
THE INVIsible conspiracy &
THE INVIsible conspiracy is
THE INVINCIBLE CONSPIRACY !!!

THE INVISIBLE HAND ALWAYS WINS

ALAS, it has ALREADY WON

FOR The invisible hand IS THE WHOLE
IS THE BIG PICTURE &

THE WHOLE is one -- from beginin' till DONE: ONE

CONSPIRACY THEORY IS
SPONTANEOUS ANTI-TRUST REGULATION

SO CONSPIRACY Theories --- I'mean every one YA GOT
they're all part of the grand, no, the master PLOT

And as such, it's quite CLEAR TO SEE

CONSPIRACY Theories are HEALTHY for YOU
and for Me

SO Get um while their

fresh 'n TRUE

There good for YOU

Hell... I'll take TWO ...three, four, maybe MORE

Thank you .... fer visitin' the conspiracy STORE

Please come again reeeal SOON

we open 'round NOON

THE CONSPIRACY SaLOON

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