Re: transplant progress...

Robert J. Bradbury (
Mon, 29 Nov 1999 20:37:41 -0800 (PST)

On Mon, 29 Nov 1999, Spike Jones wrote:

> Cool! That hand-transplant guy can actually use the hand for
> something other than waving. Now if they could just give me
> a new brain... {8^D spike

Spike -- save the old one. We have uses for such material in the "Discarded-Brains-Recycling-Warehouse". Ok, Spike-oh-Once-Was-A-Brain, we are now going to look at a couple of hours of Flip Wilson reruns followed by some really tasty episodes of SNL interspersed with RnM-LI. And then just for fun, we are going to play 24 hours of continuous Tom Jones out-takes.

And now, just to make sure you are paying attention, we have cut in subliminal clips from Battlestar Galactica to convince you that you will survive and live to reach Earth...

Overlord to Spike-', Overlord to Spike-' do you hear me? Why aren't you responding, perhaps this high voltage shock will produce a responsive consciousness... Damn, Damn, Damn..., I don't understand, it always works when the do it on ER.

One man's biological detritus is another man's Soylent Gold.

Be careful of your disposal of your cast-asides, some of us find this material quite useful.