Re: SOC: George Carlin's Paradox
Fri, 1 Oct 1999 16:02:20 EDT

In a message dated 10/1/1999 9:27:25 AM Pacific Daylight Time, writes:

<< We drink

too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry too quickly, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too seldom, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. >>

Bruthahs and sistahs, friends of the revolution!!!!

in the beginin' there was pleasure and it was good! And four bars and seven drinks ago in the holy city of Las Vegas....

Mojo Nixon says:

One nation under Dino
do solemly pedge:

I pledge allegiance
to Tom Jones
drinking & gambling
to fornication
to hallucination
to visit the holy city at least once a year ...lead us not to Wayne Newton

And deliver us from Michael Bolton ...

I - pleasure Baron

do solemnly swear

to go forth
skip work
sleep late
and make pleasure on the planet.
Let the drinkin' begin!!