TAXES: You Deserve A Break Today

my inner geek (
Tue, 29 Dec 1998 23:00:07 +0800

<color><param>0100,0100,0100</param>Dear Math Wizards and Social Scientists:

Taxes, like gravity, are a form of control.

IMO, if we announced on CNN that we just abolished the US Federal Tax system, then there would most certainly be unrest among certain veterans disinterested in the internet and information society politics.

How can we "liberate" everybody, all at once?

If we are to receive an allowance, in the form of Gutenberg/Heisenberg/Rubin/Mickey Money, then how much is enough?

Really, whatever amount brings relief from Bills and provides enough for the safety and security of my immediate family is good enough.

However, if I'm going to rob the treasury, why not have enough of a start to compensate for my being abused by the previous institutions?

I heard that Computer Sciences Corporation has received the contract to take over the IRS accounting systems.

$.111 * (number of minutes since my birth) = my 1998 tax return

Then, from that point forward, $.111/minute (since the time of the checks issuance) to be credited into one of my electronic commerce accounts.

Here's my D.O.B. information from the Astro Communications Services, Inc. (1-800-888-9983) Planetary Profile that my friend Terra gave to me as a gift.

Born on March 10, 1966 at 5h 30m 0s

Zone 8.00 STANDARD time

LOMPOC, CA 34N38 120W27


Run on 7/8/92 116 133

Sun in Pisces

Moon in Scorpio

Aquarius Rising (Ascendant sign)

Using this data to calculate my 1998 CSC tax return, I arrive at the following hush money amount: $1,887,550.56 (Libertarian, Tax-Free)