I thought about Larry State Tables
As a person who's into databases, what are some definitions of status?
PAGAN-FREE OAT MEAL COFFEE GROUNDS PUDDLE OF GREASE DUST IN THE WIND C4 CELLPHONE C4 EPOXY DENTAL FILLINGS
I'm sure there are a few more. It's fun to have your own radio station! How's this for a Gallup pole: First, we'll tell you what to think. Second, we'll measure your resistence. Third, we'll update your status in Larry Ellison's state tables.
P.S. I was looking in the mirror yesterday and, like magic, a white epoxy filling fell out of one of my rear upper molars. There's a hole there now, but no big deal, once we update the status of the entire dental profession, we'll train each other, then get the holes filled.