"Smigrodzki, Rafal" wrote:
> From: Mike Lorrey <mlorrey@datamann.com> wrote:
>
> Actually, before the arrival of the Conquistadors, Native North
> American
> societies (not including Aztecans and points south) were rather
> peaceful...
>
> ### I am not quite convinced about it. The recent discovery of
> physical evidence of canibalism in North American Indians would make
> me wary of trying to emulate their way of life.
Five cannibals get appointed as engineers in Lockheeed Martin.
During the welcoming ceremony the boss says, "You're all part of our
team
now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the cafeteria for
something to eat. So please don't trouble any of the other employees".
The cannibals promised.
Four weeks later the boss returns and says, "You're all working very
hard,
and I'm very satisfied with all of you.
However, one of our janitors has disappeared. Do any of you know what
happened to him?"
The cannibals all shake their heads no.
After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals says to the
others,
"Which of you idiots ate the janitor?"
A hand raises hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals replies,
"You fool! For four weeks we've been eating Team Leaders, Supervisors
and
Project Managers and no one noticed anything, and YOU had to go and eat
the
janitor!"
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