Re: Science With A Smile

From: J. R. Molloy (
Date: Sat Nov 17 2001 - 17:19:22 MST

From: "E. Shaun Russell" <>
> Molloy has a penchant for rhyming,
> But he has to work on his timing;
> For when his rhythms are broken
> And his limericks are spoken,
> It seems that he should turn to miming.

"There is always some guy with a rule
Who will claim that another's a fool
When his lim'rick won't scan
To a prearranged plan,
But forbear, it may _still_ be a jewel."
     --David Hormuth

"A research professor (Renee),
Cloned people from ape DNA.
The project went well,
As anyone can tell,
'Cause they're members of congress today."
     --Frank Weisel
     Montgomery County Public Schools
     Rockville, MD

"In Boulder, where often it snows,
NIST/JILA staff got high from lows.
A great celebration:
at last! condensation
according to Einstein and Bose!"
     --Walter Leight


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Useless hypotheses, etc.:
 consciousness, phlogiston, philosophy, vitalism, mind, free will, qualia,
analog computing, cultural relativism, GAC, Cyc, Eliza, cryonics, individual
uniqueness, ego, human values, scientific relinquishment, malevolent AI,
non-sensory experience

We move into a better future in proportion as science displaces superstition.

        Great minds have been known to recite,
        Or in papers they publish, to write
                That before time began
                There occurred a Big Bang --
        But the theory has never been quite


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