Re: An apology to Brian Williams

From: Alex F. Bokov (
Date: Fri Oct 26 2001 - 09:02:55 MDT


On Fri, 26 Oct 2001, Brian D Williams wrote:

> I guess if your sitting on the bench at central processing you tell
> your fellow bench sitters you're in for theft, and when you get out
> you tell people you were in for "copyright infringement".

"...there was all kinds of mean nasty ugly looking people on the bench
there. Mother rapers. Father stabbers. Father rapers! Father
rapers sitting right there on the bench next to me! And they was mean
and nasty and ugly and horrible crime-type guys sitting on the bench
next to me. And the meanest, ugliest, nastiest one, the meanest father
raper of them all, was coming over to me and he was mean 'n' ugly 'n'
nasty 'n' horrible and all kind of things and he sat down next to me
and said, "Kid, whad'ya get?" I said, "I didn't get nothing, I had to
pay $50 and pick up the garbage." He said, "What were you arrested
for, kid?" And I said, "Littering." And they all moved away from me
on the bench there, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty
things, till I said, "And creating a nuisance." And they all came
back, shook my hand, and we had a great time on the bench, talkin
about crime, mother stabbing, father raping, all kinds of groovy
things that we was talking about on the bench."

                                --Arlo Guthrie, Alice's Restaurant

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