On Sun, 29 Aug 1999 email@example.com wrote:
> Of course it's wasteful to use a whole body when all you want to do is
> to keep the head alive. You've got a lot of meat sitting there that's
> not doing anybody any good.
I beg your pardon, I would like to do much more than "keep the head alive". Life is not all about playing the stock market and existential discussions.
The problem is I need a very small body for my oversized head if I'm ever to have a chance at getting Jennifer Tilly as my girlfriend. [Prize to the first person who gets this reference and is at the next Extro conference... Email me directly.]