<chuckle> Have you seen the Godling's Glossary, by Dave Krieger? Three entries appropriate to your post:
Abort, v. To correct a misconception.
Child, n. A larva that eventually turns into a human being.
Universally loved -- anyone who claims not to love children isn't cooking them properly.
Gay, adj. Childless, and therefore, happy.
(Stolen without permission from
-- Doug Jones, Freelance Rocket Plumber Straight but not narrow. Harvey Newstrom wrote:
> I am a gay extropian. I wonder how many of us their are. Gays
> seem more interested in trying new things and giving up old
> stereotypes. Gays usually have less children, and therefore
> statistically have more time and money to invest toward their goals.