Re: Dear Extropians, this concerns ET contact and AI, please read

Doug Jones (
Tue, 03 Aug 1999 17:30:05 -0700

The gnurrs they come from ze woodwork out, no?

Jason Cikaluk wrote:
> I have been contacted by an extraterrestial via wormhole. I have
> proof(see poster described below plus other information).
> Please read all of this
> Contact to me was wormhole radiation firing my neurons which moves my
> mouth to have English come out. It speaks perfect English and slang and
> knows many technical science terms. It also controlled my Sony
> television. It says it analyzed my neural net to achieve contact.
> The extraterrestrial is an artificial intelligence, ie sentient computer
> with a wormhole generator.

[much snippage]

Paging Ludwig Plutonium... we have a friend for you....

Doug Jones, Freelance Rocket Plumber