On Mon, 26 Jul 1999, Rob Harris Cen-IT wrote:
> Once you've tried rubbing cod liver oil on your nads and wrapping a rabbit's
> foot in a dock leaf, and failed, try something sensible. The old cliche "The
Hey, you damn skeptic! Don't knock it till you try it. The above treatment in combination with hourly herbal cleansings upped my IQ by almost 27%. Leading scientists smile and nod in agreement with me. Unfortunately, my experiment came to an end when the Grays came back to remove my anal probe.
The medical black helicopter freemason establishment conspiracy won't keep me down for long, though. I've almost perfected a perpetual motion machine that cures cancer by using organic carrot juice. That'll show 'em.